Lagos Luxury Redefined: Creme Suites Hotel's Unforgettable Stay
Lagos Luxury Redefined: Creme Suites Hotel – A Review You ACTUALLY Need (and Maybe Didn't Ask For!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to spill the tea on Creme Suites in Lagos. Forget those sterile, marketing-speak hotel reviews. This is the real deal. I'm talking messy, honest, and maybe a little bit bonkers, just like a good Lagos adventure should be. Prepare yourself for a review that's less "objective analysis" and more "stream-of-consciousness rant-slash-rave."
First Impressions: The Arrival…And That Elevator
Driving up to Creme Suites, the first thing that hits you is…well, it’s Lagos. It’s vibrant, chaotic, and buzzing with life. The hotel itself? Sleek, modern, and a definite upgrade from the usual "beige box" aesthetic. Finding it was a breeze, thanks to the readily available airport transfer (thank God, because navigating Lagos traffic on your own is a test of sanity).
Then came the elevator. Now, I’m no expert, but the elevator is a key part of the experience. The elevator at Creme Suites is functional, but a bit…slow. And in Lagos, slow translates to "an eternity." There are elevator wait times, and these can feel like a lifetime, especially after enduring Lagos's traffic but, hey, at least there is an elevator! So, a small inconvenience, but one that definitely etched itself into my memory.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag
Let's get real, folks. Accessibility in Lagos can be…challenging. Creme Suites definitely tries. They have facilities for disabled guests, a wheelchair accessible setup, and an elevator. But, and this is a big BUT, I wouldn't bet my life on everything being perfectly accessible. Call ahead, confirm details, and manage your expectations. This isn't Europe, it's Lagos, and things are just…different.
Rooms: Swanky Sanctuaries (Mostly)
My room? Pure luxury. Seriously, the air conditioning was a lifesaver (Lagos heat is no joke!), and the blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in. The bed? Oh, the bed! It was an extra long bed that practically swallowed me whole and was so comfy. I’m talking "I could live here" levels of comfort. Complimentary tea and coffee were a nice touch, and the mini-bar was well-stocked (though my wallet took a hit!).
My room was clean, and well-kept, and it had all the usual suspects. I'd like to mention the bathroom: The separate shower/bathtub was a plus. The bathrobes and slippers, and hairdryer were ready to go. No complaints.
The Wi-Fi worked great (free Wi-fi in all rooms!), and was super strong.
Now for the minor annoyances: The soundproofing wasn't perfect – I could occasionally hear the hustle and bustle of Lagos outside. But hey, it's a city, and it's part of the charm, right? Also, I am not sure about the interconnecting rooms access.
Food Glorious Food! (And the Occasional Hiccup)
Let's be honest, one of the biggest selling points for any hotel is the food, right? And Creme Suites delivers…mostly.
- Restaurants: The hotel boasts several restaurants, offering a range of international cuisine and Asian cuisine. Unfortunately, the Asian breakfast was limited I was hoping for more options like I was use to.
- Dining and drinking: The breakfast [buffet] was pretty good, and offered a decent range of options, including the vegetarian options and I always found something to eat. The coffee shop was a lifesaver for my caffeine fix, and the poolside bar was PERFECT for a sunset cocktail (or three – no judgment!). The room service [24-hour] was a godsend for those late-night cravings.
- Sanitation: I felt safe as the safe dining setup and sanitized kitchen and tableware items.
The snacks bar and bottle of water were also very convenient.
Ways to Relax: Spa Days and Splashing Around
Okay, this is where Creme Suites really shines. The Spa is a sanctuary. I indulged in a decadent massage that melted away all my stress, the sauna was sublime, and the steamroom was just what I needed. They also had a body scrub and body wrap. (I didn't try the foot bath or spa/sauna, I just didn't have time!).
The swimming pool is gorgeous - it's an outdoor swimming pool, and for me, it was the best part of the trip. The pool with view was to die for!. It's a great place to relax with the people you went with and has a great scenery, and the fitness center has all the equipment to work out and the gym/fitness were a plus.
Cleanliness and Safety: Feeling Secure (Mostly)
Safety and security were clearly a priority. The hotel had CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, and security [24-hour]. Smoke alarms were everywhere, and the fire extinguisher seemed readily accessible. They had hand sanitizer and hygiene certification. They were using anti-viral cleaning products which was great for my peace of mind. I noticed the daily disinfection in common areas. The rooms sanitized between stays. I'm not sure about the room sanitization opt-out available.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Creme Suites offers a wide array of services and conveniences including:
- Business facilities: They have a business facilities, with meetings and meeting/banquet facilities, and a Xerox/fax in business center.
- Concierge : The concierge was incredibly helpful with everything from booking taxis to recommending local restaurants.
- Every day conveniences: There's a convenience store (essential!), daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, laundry service, and luggage storage. The facilities for disabled guests were available.
- Additional conveniences: They have a car park [free of charge], currency exchange, elevator, and doorman. The air conditioning in public area was perfect and I did not expect to see an indoor venue for special events.
For the Kids (and the Young at Heart):
I don’t have kids, but I noticed they have babysitting service and some kids facilities, as well as a family/child friendly environment.
Getting Around: Navigating Lagos
They offer airport transfer and taxi service, but you should still expect the traffic. There's also car park [on-site] and valet parking.
Things To Do
The options aren't just limited to relaxation. I know that hotel chain have some pretty great things to do.
- Proposal spot: I would like to know if the proposal spot is suitable.
- Exterior corridor: I'm not sure about the exterior corridor.
- Couple's room: I am not sure about the couple's room.
- Shrine: I'm not sure about the shrine.
- Smoke alarms: Smoke alarms were available.
- Non-smoking rooms: I would check on the non-smoking rooms.
- Pets allowed are not available.
Final Verdict: Is Creme Suites Worth the Hype?
Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups (hello, slow elevator!), Creme Suites offers a luxurious, comfortable, and generally safe haven in the heart of Lagos. It's not perfect – nothing is – but it's damn good. The staff are friendly and helpful, the rooms are gorgeous, and the spa is pure heaven.
The "So-What-For-Me" Factor (or, Who Should Stay Here?)
- Luxury lovers: If you're looking to pamper yourself and enjoy a bit of indulgence, Creme Suites is your spot.
- Business travelers: The business facilities and convenient location make it a great choice for work trips.
- Couples: It's romantic and provides a lot of peace.
- Anyone who wants a good night's sleep: The blackout curtains and comfy beds are worth their weight in gold.
A Compelling Offer (Because You Deserve the Best)
Tired of Lagos Chaos? Escape to Creme Suites!
Book your stay at Creme Suites now and experience Lagos luxury redefined:
- Unwind in our stunning, soundproof rooms, complete with luxurious bedding, and free Wi-Fi.
- Indulge in our world-class spa, featuring rejuvenating massages, saunas, and steam rooms.
- Savor delicious meals at our restaurants, offering diverse international and Asian cuisine.
- Enjoy the convenience of our 24-hour room service, concierge, and airport transfer.
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Laguna's Hidden Gem: Sulyap Bed & Breakfast's Luxurious Escape!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's travel itinerary. We're going to the Creme Suites Hotel in Lagos, Nigeria… and let me tell you, it's gonna be a ride. Forget perfect schedules and meticulously planned activities. This is about surviving, thriving, and maybe, possibly, falling in love with the chaos.
Day 1: Lagos Landing and the Curse of Lagos Time (and Overpriced Airport Taxis)
- 9:00 AM: Arrive at Muritala Muhammed International Airport. "Arrive" being a loose term. More like… stumble out of that tin can of a plane after what felt like an eternity. First Impression? Hot, humid, and the air practically vibrates with energy. And smells. Let's just say the scent profile is… complex.
- 9:30 AM: The taxi negotiation. Ugh. Let the games begin. "Sir, that's the price of a small car!" "Madam, this is Lagos. This is the negotiated price." Ended up paying way too much for a beat-up chariot that probably saw more action than I have in the last decade. Lesson learned? Haggle HARDER next time. My driver, a jovial fellow named Emeka, regaled me with tales of Lagos traffic, which I’m beginning to suspect is more myth than reality.
- 11:00 AM: Finally arrive at Creme Suites. Check-in was (thankfully) painless. The lobby is… well, it's trying. Definitely aiming for a sophisticated vibe but slightly missed the mark. Think… a splash of modernity, a dash of slightly faded grandeur, and a generous helping of "We're trying our best!" My room? Cozy. Clean enough. And the air conditioning? Thank God for the AC.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. Okay. Food is… edible. Actually, quite good. The Jollof rice? The real deal. But the service? Lagos time strikes again. Patiently waiting and smiling, I swear, it took an age. But, it allowed me to people-watch, and the characters I observed were fascinating.
- 2:00 PM: Attempt to nap. Failed miserably. My internal clock is screaming "Wide awake!" So, I decided to embrace the jet lag and take a walk around the hotel pool. Okay, the pool area is actually quite nice. I felt a sense of calm, I started to appreciate the "messy" feel and "trying its best" feel of this hotel.
- 4:00 PM: Venture out! A quick trip to a nearby grocery store. Lagos traffic is, as Emeka warned, a beast. Horns are the city’s heartbeat, the drivers are a blur of confidence and recklessness, and the general feeling is one of controlled chaos. I love it.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local bukka. A small roadside restaurant. The best food in Lagos! The fish was fried to perfection, the pepper sauce made my eyes water, and I felt like I’d truly arrived, not just as a tourist, but as someone living the life.
- 8:00 PM: Collapse in bed. The sheer energy of Lagos has wiped me out. Praying for a solid night's sleep.
- 9:00 PM: Wide awake in disbelief. Jet lag is a cruel mistress! Scrolling through social media, I learn of the wonders Lagos nightlife has to offer.
- 10:00 PM: Decide to cancel any plans I may have had and decide to get some rest.
Day 2: Exploring the Heart of Lagos (and Dealing with the Heat)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up feeling slightly less like a zombie. Decided to try the hotel breakfast. Okay, the omelet station is a godsend. This is going to be a good day, I can feel it.
- 9:30 AM: Hit the streets! Today, I’m tackling the National Museum. The traffic is no joke, but the ride is interesting, to say the least. The buildings give a mix-and-match and the drivers are a blur of confidence and recklessness.
- 11:00 AM: The National Museum is a good mix of rich history and cultural treasures. The exhibits are a little… well, haphazardly arranged, but you know what? It's charming. I could've stayed for hours, but the Lagos humidity is an attacking force.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a local restaurant near the museum. Found a tiny, tucked-away eatery. Ordered something I couldn’t pronounce, but it was delicious. The owner, a woman with a voice like warm honey, told me stories about the history of the area. This city is slowly beginning to grow on me.
- 3:00 PM: Back at Creme Suites for a much-needed break from the heat. I am feeling that, I almost fainted while taking a taxi with my face pressed against the window. The hotel pool? A lifesaver. Spent an hour just floating and reflecting on the day, the heat, and the chaos.
- 5:00 PM: A quick visit to a local market. The sights, the smells, the noise! A sensory overload, in the best possible way. Negotiating prices for souvenirs is a sport. The lady I was bargaining with laughed when I asked for a discount, then gave me a discount anyway. I found a beautiful piece of hand-carved wood.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at a rooftop bar somewhere in Victoria Island. The view! The music! The people! Lagos at night is a different beast. This is why I am here. The city is alive with vibrant life.
- 9:00 PM: Dance the night away. Okay, maybe not dance but definitely attempted some form of awkward shuffling. The music is infectious. I’m surrounded by laughter, conversations, and the pure joy of being alive.
- 11:00 PM: Back at the room feeling exhausted but exhilarated. This city is a rollercoaster, and I'm strapped in.
Day 3: The Grand Finale (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Traffic)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Omelet station again! What a lifesaver.
- 9:00 AM: Decide to take a walk.
- 9:30 AM: Head to Lekki Conservation centre. This place is a lush oasis in the middle of the city! The canopy walk? Scary, but exhilarating! The monkeys are mischievous little devils, stealing food and generally causing chaos. I love that.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a casual cafe. I tried the local cuisine again. I'm pretty sure I'm addicted to the pepper sauce.
- 2:00 PM: A final swim in the hotel pool. Trying to soak up every bit of relaxation before heading back.
- 4:00 PM: Farewell, Nigeria! Getting ready for the airport, and hoping my flight is not delayed.
- 6:00 PM: I’m never going to be able to get used to Lagos' traffic.
- 8:00 PM: At the airport. Wish me luck!
Final Thoughts:
Lagos is not for the faint of heart. It's loud, it’s chaotic, it’s challenging. It’s also vibrant, fascinating, and utterly unforgettable. Would I change anything? Nope. Not a thing. This was a journey of messy, beautiful, and absolutely unique experiences. And I can't wait to come back and experience it all over again.
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Okay, *seriously*, what even *is* Creme Suites supposed to be? Luxury with a Nigerian twist? Spill the tea.
The Rooms: Worth the Price Tag or Just a Pretty Face? (Spill the dirt, please!)
Breakfast: The most important meal of the day. How is it? I'm a hungry person.
The Staff: Angels or "I'll be with you in a minute" forever?
The Location: Safe? Convenient? Or Trapped in Traffic Hell?
Speaking of, what about the amenities? Pool? Gym? Spa? (Give me the goss!)
Okay, spill the *real* dirt. Any major screw-ups? Any amazing moments that made it all worthwhile? Tell me about the *worst* experience.
