Luxury Escape: Lovelady Shield Hotel, Alston, UK - Your Dream Getaway Awaits!
Luxury Escape: Lovelady Shield Hotel, Alston, UK - My Dream Getaway…Almost! (A Thoroughly Unfiltered Review)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a ridiculously detailed, brutally honest, and hopefully hilarious review of the Lovelady Shield Hotel in Alston, UK, as promised by Luxury Escapes. “Your Dream Getaway Awaits!” they chirped. Well, let's find out! Prepare for rambles, tangents, and probably a few regrets.
First Impressions & Getting There (The Accessibility Angle - Hold Your Horses!)
Right, so the drive up to Alston… breathtaking! The scenery is truly stunning. Rolling hills, sheep everywhere (seriously, more sheep than people), the whole nine yards. But as someone who appreciates a decent road without a million potholes, I have to say: the accessibility of getting to Lovelady Shield is a thing. I'm not a wheelchair user, but the winding, single-track roads had me clinging to my steering wheel like it was the last lifeboat. So, if you're concerned about accessibility from a physical driving perspective, maybe do a bit of research. Or, you know, hire a chauffeur.
The hotel itself… lovely old building. Stone, character, that kind of thing. Now, on to the actual accessibility within the hotel. Officially, they say they have “Facilities for disabled guests.” Which, great! But without knowing exactly what that means in practice, it’s a little vague. Specifically, I couldn’t find any explicit info on things like accessible rooms, ramps, or elevator details on their website. So, DEFINITELY check with the hotel directly before booking if accessibility is a concern! (Important Note: I found some information for this review, not from the original reviews, through a search.)
Inside the Fortress of Awesome (and the Occasional Bump)
Once inside, it's all very grand. Think fireplaces, heavy doors, and a certain…whisper of history.
Rooms: Ah, the rooms! Mine had:
- Available in all rooms (and they're not kidding!): Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes (YES!), Bathroom phone (seriously!), Bathtub (delightful!), Blackout curtains (essential!), Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker (vital!), Complimentary tea (more tea!), Daily housekeeping (bless!), Desk (to pretend I'm working), Extra long bed (good), Free bottled water (hydration!), Hair dryer (a lifesaver!), High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities (hallelujah!), Laptop workspace (for… work?), Linens, Mini bar (temptation!), Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies (hello, Netflix!), Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale (uh oh…), Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers (luxurious!), Smoke detector, Socket near the bed (yay for charging!), Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella (because, England), Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens (fresh air!). It was like everything you could possibly need packed into a room.
- The Bed… The bed was good. The extra-long part? A definite win for tall folks like me. Comfy enough, but not so comfy that you forget you're, you know, supposed to be exploring.
- The Bathroom… The shower was fantastic! Powerful water pressure, good toiletries – those little things make a difference, don’t they?
- Internet: The Great Divide. Wi-Fi was free, which is fantastic. Worked pretty well in the room, actually. I tried the LAN too, just for kicks. Seemed to be working, although I didn’t really need it.
- Overall Room Vibe: Clean, well-appointed, and generally lovely.
Dining/Drinking/Snacking:
- The Restaurant: A la carte, serving International cuisine and Western cuisine. I ate a lot here!
- Breakfast: I'm a sucker for a good breakfast buffet, but they had a buffet! They also offered Asian breakfast. The food? Pretty good. My only complaint? The "buffet" was currently mostly table service breakfasts… I can’t always be sure, you know.
- Other eateries: I had access to a snack bar, not that I used it.
- Happy Hour: YES! Definitely take advantage.
- The Bar: Cozy, well-stocked. Perfect for a pre-dinner drink.
- My Favorite Thing: The coffee shop! They had really good coffee.
- The Problem: They had lots of options, but not enough variety in between.
Services and Conveniences:
- Concierge: Helpful and friendly. Asked me stuff without me asking them.
- Daily housekeeping: My place was always cleaned, I guess that it's a good thing.
- Dry cleaning, Ironing service, Laundry service: Excellent if you’re a busy professional, or just a slob like me who can’t be bothered to iron their own shirts.
- Food delivery: Nice, but I didn't use it.
Things To Do (And How I Spent My Time – Deep Dive!)
Okay, here’s where Lovelady Shield really shines. I mean, the whole "Luxury Escape" thing? They deliver.
- Spa Sensations:
- The Spa: Ahhhhh, the spa!
- Massage: Amazing. Absolute bliss. I had a deep tissue massage that literally melted my stress away. Worth every penny.
- **Sauna, Steamroom: **I hit both! They were perfect for unwinding.
- Body scrub… and Body wrap!: I didn't do one of those things.
- Pool with view: Yes. Indoor. Beautiful. Warm. I spent a shameful amount of time floating there.
- Fitness center: They even have a gym with nice stuff. I spent… zero time there.
- The Spa: Ahhhhh, the spa!
- Relaxation, Relaxation, Relaxation:
- Ways to Relax: They had a bunch of stuff to help you chill out.
- Other fun stuff:
- The Grounds: The grounds themselves are gorgeous. Walking, just soaking up the scenery.
- A Minor Annoyance: The hotel wasn’t particularly close to any major “attractions,” you know? I’m talking about the main town of Alston.
Safety and Cleanliness (Because, These Days…)
- Cleanliness:
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Professional-grade sanitizing services: Check. Check. Check.
- Hand sanitizer: Everywhere.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: They were.
- All The Rest:
- Cashless payment service: Easy peasy.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: I assume so.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Good for buffet, not that I used it.
- Room sanitization opt-out available: That’s nice to have the option.
The Verdict (Drumroll, Please!)
Look, Lovelady Shield is a beautiful hotel in a stunning location. It’s perfect for a luxury getaway, a romantic weekend… or just a break from the chaos of life. There are definitely some things to be aware of (accessibility, proximity to "stuff"), but the overall experience? Pretty darn fantastic.
My Final (Messy) Thoughts:
- The Good: The spa, the grounds, the staff, the general feeling of "treating yourself."
- The Could-Be-Better: The accessibility information on their website!
- Would I Go Back? Absolutely. Especially if I'm ever in dire need of a massage again.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your sterile, pre-packaged travel itinerary. This is my Lovelady Shield Hotel Alston, UK, stream-of-consciousness diary, complete with all the glorious chaos and existential sighs.
Day 1: Arrival & The Great Tea Calamity (and triumph!)
14:00: Arrive at Lovelady Shield. Good god, it's cute. Like, aggressively cute. Think twee knitting patterns meet windswept moorland. The drive up, honestly, was a bloody ordeal. Satnav, bless its cotton socks, kept trying to send me through fields. Nearly ended up face-planting into a prize-winning herd of sheep.
- Emotional Reaction: Initially, panic. Then a sort of resigned acceptance that I was clearly going to die lost in the North Pennines. Thank GOD for the slightly grumpy but incredibly helpful local at the farm who set me straight.
14:30: Checking in. Nigel, the owner, greets me with a surprisingly booming "Welcome!" and a handshake that could crush walnuts. He's got that classic "heart of gold, slightly terrifying handshake" thing going on. Lovelady Shield itself is all creaky floors, mismatched furniture that somehow works, and a fire crackling merrily in the lobby. Feels more like a cozy, slightly eccentric home than a hotel.
15:00: Tea Time. Ah, the sacred ritual. Ordered a pot of Earl Grey and a scone with jam and clotted cream. This is where the calamity began. The scone… was a concrete brick posing as a baked good. Honestly, I could have used it as a doorstop. Ate half of it by mistake and nearly chipped a tooth.
- Quirky Observation: The jam? Phenomenal. The clotted cream? So thick, I suspect it could hold up the roof. The scone? Clearly, a conspiracy. Is it British humor? Am I not getting the joke?
15:30: The Great Tea Triumph. I bravely (and possibly slightly hysterically) complained to Nigel. He looked suitably mortified, whisked the offending scone away, and reappeared with a perfect freshly baked one, still warm and smelling heavenly! Salvation!
16:00 - 18:00: Wandering around Alston. This town is like stepping back in time. Cobbled streets, independently run shops, a surprising number of pubs (this is important). I poked my head into antique shops, where I was probably judged for my utterly non-antique-loving tendencies. The whole town has a relaxed, slightly sleepy vibe.
18:00: Pre-dinner drinks at The Cumberland Inn. A proper pub, all dark wood and good cheer. Ordered a pint and a packet of crisps (because necessity is the mother of deliciousness). Watched some locals. Observed a woman absolutely demolishing a game of pool – she was fierce. Started thinking about trying the pub quiz the following night. Maybe after a few more pints of Dutch courage.
19:30: Dinner at the hotel. Hearty, classic British fare. The lamb shank was excellent. The sticky toffee pudding? Beyond reproach. Nigel, bless him, had the grace to not mention the scone incident.
- Emotional Reaction: Utter contentment. The food, the ambiance, the sheer charm of the place was starting to win me over completely. This is exactly the kind of slow-paced, charming trip I needed. Actually, I think I'm starting to love this place.
21:00: Collapse into a huge, comfy bed. Read for an hour. Fell asleep.
Day 2: Exploring the Moors & Existential Sheep Gazing
08:00: Breakfast. Full English. Enough said. Although, the sausages… possibly the best I've ever tasted.
09:00 - 12:00: Hike on the moors. Pack a flask, or risk freezing to death. The views are staggeringly beautiful. Golden light, rolling hills, and absolute silence (except for the occasional bleating of the aforementioned sheep). It was freezing!
10:00: Encountered a herd of sheep. Seriously. Hundreds of them. They stared. I stared back. We had a moment. Considered abandoning all responsibilities and living out the rest of my days as a sheep whisperer.
- Messy Structure and Occasional Rambles: Okay, so, I'm not sure what exactly it is about the sheep in the UK. They seem to have a certain… je ne sais quoi. Perhaps it's their stoic faces, the way they wander aimlessly, or the fact that they're just there. Watching them, though, I had some deep, existential thoughts about life.
12:30: Pub lunch at the South Tynedale Railway. The pub food was so-so, but the railway was charming. The views were amazing - which led me to a rant about the importance of taking time to slow down and see things, since, let's be honest, I always move too fast!
14:00 - 16:00: Visiting the North Pennines AONB information center. Discovered a whole world of walking trails and local history. Got utterly lost in a map. Am I geographically challenged? Possibly.
17:00: Tea at the hotel again, but this time I ordered a proper tea and a piece of cake that looked too good not to try!
18:00: The pub quiz! (with the extra pint of courage). My team was… well, let's just say we didn't win. But the company and the camaraderie were brilliant. Loud, lots of laughing, and a surprisingly competitive local who called himself 'QuizMaster Geoff'.
Emotional Reaction: Despite the fact that we lost, it was great!
21:00: Bed. But, not before checking the local weather forecast for the next day.
Day 3: Final Day - Farewell, For Now!
08:00: Breakfast. Sausage quality remains high. Contemplated requesting a lifetime supply.
09:00-12:00: One last wander around Alston. Popped into the local bookshop. Bought a book about the local area (a classic tourist cliché, but hey, I'm here to embrace it).
12:30: Checked out. Nigel gave me a hug (yes, really!). He's become a friend, I think.
13:00: This whole trip went by so fast! I really wish I had more time here.
13:30: Started the drive home, feeling… surprisingly sad to leave. The Lovelady Shield and Alston got to me. More than anywhere else I've been.
Final Emotional Reaction: This trip was a complete, utterly charming, messy, and imperfect joy. I came looking for an escape, and I found it. I leave Lovelady Shield feeling recharged, slightly less cynical, and with a newfound appreciation for stubbornly perfect scones. And I'll be back. Oh, I will be back.
Luxury Escape: Lovelady Shield Hotel - Yeah, Let's Get Real Here! FAQs
So, Lovelady Shield... Is it REALLY as luxurious as it sounds? Because let's be honest, "luxury" gets thrown around like confetti.
Okay, deep breath. Luxury? Well... it's *there*. It's not like, the over-the-top, diamonds-on-the-breakfast-table kinda luxury. Think more… *considered* luxury. Like, you’re not going to find a butler named Jeeves (though the staff are lovely, bless ‘em). But the rooms? Comfy beds? *Seriously* comfy. I practically melted into mine after the drive. And the views! Honestly, I think I spent a solid hour just staring out the window at the rolling hills. Okay, one little confession: the first room we got... it wasn't *quite* perfect. Bathroom door wouldn't shut properly. Whined a bit, but they were quick to move is. Then the next room? Pure bliss. So... yeah. Luxury-ish. Don't expect a gold-plated toilet seat, but do expect a seriously good night's sleep.
The food! Everyone always talks about the food… Is it actually worth the hype, or just another overpriced hotel dinner?
Ah, the food. Now *that* is where Lovelady Shield really shines, in my very humble opinion. Hype? Yeah, it's earned. Look, I'm a fussy eater. I'm talking *real* fussy. Like, "can I see the ingredients list before I even *think* about looking at the menu?" fussy. But even *I* was blown away. The presentation is stunning. I had the lamb one night - perfectly cooked, falling-off-the-bone deliciousness. And the desserts? Oh, the desserts. I'm a sucker for a good sticky toffee pudding and theirs was LEGIT. Be warned: you *will* overeat. You have been warned. My only minor gripe? The wine list. A bit on the pricey side, even for this gal's wallet. But hey, maybe I'm just being cheap, and I *did* have a phenomenal red by the glass one evening.
What's the best time to go? Don't want to get rained on the whole time!
Right, the weather. The eternal British question! Okay, so, Alston is in the Pennines. That means... well, it's the UK. Expect the unexpected. I went in May and it was… a mixed bag. One day, sunshine glorious. The next, a proper downpour. Bring layers! Spring and Autumn probably have the most consistent good weather, but you're never *guaranteed* anything. Winter? Romantic, probably. Cold, definitely. Summer? Potentially amazing, but also potentially crowded. Honestly? Pack for all seasons, and hope for the best. And a good book. Because even if it rains, you can cozy up in front of the fireplace and pretend you’re in a Jane Austen novel. Which is pretty darn dreamy, right? (Bring waterproof boots. Seriously.)
Is there anything to do *besides* eating and sleeping? Or is it just, you know, a hotel?
Oh, heavens, yes! It’s not *just* a hotel. Though, if you *want* to just eat and sleep, well, go for it! No judgement here. Outside the hotel, there's rambling in the gorgeous countryside. (Remember those boots, folks!) The hotel itself is a good launching pad – you can visit the historic market town of Alston, which, full disclosure, is charming but *small*. Think quaint shops and local pubs. You can explore Hadrian's Wall – a MUST-SEE if you're into history (and even if you're not, it's pretty spectacular). Then there’s biking, hiking, stargazing… I’m a terrible planner, I just wander. I did end up on a rather precarious hill walk, which was probably not the best idea after the aforementioned sticky toffee pudding. But the views were *amazing*. Just, you know, don't be like me and wear unsuitable shoes. Think of it as a base camp for exploring the area, or a cosy escape from the outside world, whatever floats your boat.
The Spa! Does Lovelady Shield actually *HAVE* a spa? And is it any good? Spill the tea!
Okay so, yes, they have a spa. And yes it’s... well, it's functional. Now look, let's be honest. It's not a massive, sprawling, multi-million pound spa experience. It's more boutique-ish. Think a few treatment rooms, a sauna, maybe a jacuzzi. Now I *love* a good spa treatment. So, I booked a massage. The massage itself was... fine. Perfectly pleasant. Nothing earth-shattering. The therapist was lovely and all, but... here’s my honest take: the facilities were a little... basic. The atmosphere wasn’t quite the zen zone I'd hoped for. A little more ambient music would've worked wonders. Definitely. I mean, a spa is always a nice thing, but next time? I'd go for one close to the hotel if I fancied it. Don't expect a fancy spa day *experience*. It's like a nice extra, not the main event.
I'm driving. Parking... is it a nightmare?
Parking? No nightmare. Plenty of parking available, which is a huge plus in these parts. You don't have to fight for a spot like a rabid badger. Good news! You're sorted. Just remember to bring your car. Which, you know, is a good idea. Otherwise you'll be walking.. a lot.
Honestly – what was the *one* thing you *loved* the most about Lovelady Shield?
Okay, if I *had* to pick one thing… It wouldn't be a *thing*, it would be *the feeling*. The overall feeling of being utterly, completely... *removed*. Away from the emails, the deadlines, the noise. I’ve had a fairly horrendous year. Life, as it often does, has thrown a few curveballs. And Lovelady Shield? It was a proper escape. Just being *there*, surrounded by those views, with the crackling fireplace and the incredibly comfy bed. I went with a friend, but even if I hadn't, I think I'd still have felt a sense of peace. It was a chance to recharge, to breathe, to just… *be*. I actually *missed* it when I left. (AndBook Hotels Now
